Thread: WWE Clips

Great clips! :)

Lita is SO HOT!!!! hey u got any with torrie in it? most preferably if she loses by pinfall. thanks!

pfff thank you clanssd finally i get a clip for beth vs melina i quit match :P

Michelle looks sexy when she's losing

I remember GLOW Battle Royales -- where wishbones weren't just a simple lift and tug, but a full drop-back to show off their victim's FULL range flexibility.

Originally Posted by catfightforums

Michelle looks sexy when she's losing

Doesn't every girl? :)

Not bad :D

A thread after my own heart. Building upon my obsession with Street Fighter and Chun-Li, old WWF circa 01-03 stoked the fires of my ryona fixation. Especially dug moments where the girls would be passed out in the ring following a brutal loss, unable to leave either due to exhaustion or KO. Lita, Trish, Stacy, Torrie, and especially the perennial punching bag Maria...these women are all incredibly sexy in a very trashy way and watching their losses is sheer pleasure.

Here's a recent favorite match of mine where a hottie newcomer with a low threshold for anything immediately gets her ass kicked and suffers some abuse in the ring afterward...it's almost as though whoever writes/performs these things is trying to cater to my fetish.

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Classic WWE ryona moment - My all-time favorite diva, the massive Amy Christine Dumas ("Lita"), getting her shit utterly wrecked by some nameless/faceless 'roid junkie who leaves her splayed and shirtless in front of the crowd as she cowers in fear.

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I wish there was decent quality video of this, but I think we're looking at like circa 2003 here so I guess high definition television was a few years off. It's a shame, because I'd love for a high-quality camera to devour every inch of her enormous, gorgeous body as she languished supine on the canvas. I tend to gravitate toward the 'thicker' WWE girls like Lita, Natalya (Natalya's Big Ass) and most recently Kaitlyn()...there's just something so satisfying in seeing such impressive specimens reduced to jobber status subservient to the trash on the rest of the roster.

Originally Posted by keeblerelf

I remember GLOW Battle Royales -- where wishbones weren't just a simple lift and tug, but a full drop-back to show off their victim's FULL range flexibility.

Yeah, a part of me is always greatly disappointed when I see some weak submission hold, like a boston crab where the victim's knees are barely off the ground, or a camel clutch where her back isn't even bent.

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An ode to Maria Louise Kanellis, a tight piece of eye candy with a real knack for convincingly acting knocked out (everyone has a gift.)



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"Agony of Defeat"

A couple love letters to Patricia Anne Strategias depicting an assortment of what she could never have begun to conceive of as ryona.

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Poor Maria...who could have foreseen that wrestling would be such a painful choice of vocation for a faux-model with the muscle mass of a hummingbird? Thank goodness for us she had the persistence (self-delusion?) to keep on trying even after what felt like years of consecutive losses--most girls would start to re-evaluate their career options after their tenth time laid out unconscious on the mat!

Lesson: bedroom eyes and a dye job might work on idiots at the bar, but against a female wrestling opponent you're only begging to get your ass beat harder.

More "highlights" from her career as a human punching bag.
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Some "before and after" pictures, to contrast her haughty, self-assured and confident attitudes with her inevitable descents into craven sniveling following failure.
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^^^I really dig whatever the fuck was going on with her midsection in this match--like some sort of middle ground between ripped abdominals and normal protruding belly.
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Crimson tempest of disheveled hair as she lies inert in the ring. Great fucking shot. Dig her detached false eyelash.
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Maria was always a tremendous jobber, she could get taken down and roughed up by a swift wind.

Some more "highlight reels" here for a couple more favorites of mine. I just love it when these larger face girls implausibly lose to girls half their size who have no business in an actual wrestling ring. Something about seeing a big girl smacked around and forced to ask herself how someone so inexperienced could destroy something she's worked so hard for.

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Current WWE crush Kaitlyn...Gorgeous girl--I really dig her bodytype. She's fucking thick in satisfying places and was clearly some sort of minor bodybuilder. I think she's pretty new and for awhile they weren't having her on. Everytime she's on anyway it's just to get her ass kicked and look scared/exhausted, so here's hoping she becomes a regular.

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Natalya showing us her "O-face" as she gasps/grimaces in pain. Some recent Natalya failures here, I might go on a nostalgia trip and look for classics, but I don't know if she's had as much screen time as other girls.

Originally Posted by meepmeep

Current WWE crush Kaitlyn...Gorgeous girl--I really dig her bodytype. She's fucking thick in satisfying places and was clearly some sort of minor bodybuilder. I think she's pretty new and for awhile they weren't having her on. Everytime she's on anyway it's just to get her ass kicked and look scared/exhausted, so here's hoping she becomes a regular.

Couldn't agree more

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I don't know if this is photomanipulated or what because her legs do not ordinarily look this punishing, but it makes me wanna kneel down and make an offering to my Chun Li shrine regardless.

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Here's to many more years of skimpy outfits and compromising positions for this broad. Celeste Bonin, if you're reading this, it's obvious that I'm a romantic and you should totally get in touch. We could do terrible things together.

Originally Posted by meepmeep

Some more "highlight reels" here for a couple more favorites of mine. I just love it when these larger face girls implausibly lose to girls half their size who have no business in an actual wrestling ring. Something about seeing a big girl smacked around and forced to ask herself how someone so inexperienced could destroy something she's worked so hard for.

Love seeing this in WWE myself. I think I have the episode where you got those pictures of Natalya. I'll see if I can't pull them into a clip.

Also, Kaitlyn in that black wetlook outfit... whoooo.